December 2009
Approximately 4% of US adults are virgins.
ohyeahfacts:
(source)
Stop sluttin’ it up, America!
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Sigh.
So I looked into that girl’s page, and a few days prior to this episode, she was perfectly fine; seemingly perfectly happy.
Then three posts say she’s going to kill herself and all these people are crying and calling the police. I’m glad that people care, but getting that worked up isn’t necessary in my opinion. When I was depressed, I got help. When my cousin David died...
I don't understand some of the excitement for the...
plaidguerilla:
It’s not like 2010 shuns off all of 2009’s problems. It’s just a new day.
Another valid point.
“If you’re male and you like Twilight, you’re gay. I don’t mean...”
– Laughing my ass off.
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Apparently I'm the only one that doesn't see what...
I just see it as the calendar running out. Yeah, it’s the end of this year, the start of the new one, but that’s what happens. It’s time, and it’s never going to run out. We die and the years still change regardless. To me, it’s mostly just a wind-down from Christmas, like, “I survived with a few dollars still left in my bank account, let’s stay up late...
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goodnightkayla:
You are calm and reposed Let your beauty unfold Pale white like the skin Stretched over your bones Spring keeps you ever close You are second hand smoke You are so fragile and thin Standing trial for your sins Holding onto yourself the best you can You are the smell before the rain You are the blood in my veins
Fuck those people who try to straighten your hair...
imreallyfat:
If I wanted my hair straightened, I would have straightened it before I left the house, asshole.
I actually love this, because I am way lazy and have a sub-par straightener. So, I take advantage of them; unfortunately, the times that I have, the lady that ends up straightening my hair tries WAY to hard to sell it and I end up running away full speed whenever they turn their back...
Sooo! My car's in the shop.
Hopefully only until tomorrow. And Lexi is on her way down here, delayed, but still in the process.
I may be working New Years, if I cannot sweet-talk my manager into letting me go at the very latest, eleven thirty.
This time of the month is sucking more than usual, and I just cannot wait until 2010. =(
But Eric is making it better with hummus wraps. So yeah.
I want to join a ggyyyyyymmmm.
I haven’t been working out since like, two years ago when I went to the Extreme Ice Center all the time. I wanna go to one again. Does anyone know of a really good gym, pricing wise?
I've noticed that the human race has an uncanny...
(via ibelieveinyesterday)
Reason #64,985 why I love him.
Me: ... Also, the mascara I bought is fucking shit.
Eric: I'm sorry. What type of shit is it made out of? And I thought you were against animal testing. (Editor's note: This is because I'm literally a rabbit.)
Me: Lmao. Shit that doesn't do anything to your eyelashes, and I bought waterproof by mistake, so now I look terrible and even if I cry and/or take a shower I still will.
Eric: Awesome! It'll be like a snuff film!
What are you teased about at school?
istuffmypants:
secretsheartsndspoons:
1974-:
secretsheartsndspoons:
radiogasm:
andthemachine:
becky—:
gonnagetyouhigh:
triangularshapedhipstertriangle:
thegirlwhocantbeloved:
thefloodgates:
littlesusiejean:
isntsheinteresting:
littlesusiejean:
For being a chunky person.
For being really short. I’m 4’11 1/2”, peeps.
Thats mean. But thats not even that short! You’ll...
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After I posted all that stuff about this being a...
I called my dad and a family member has died, and my grandma’s dog, all around Christmas time. The family member I didn’t know that well, but she was still family, so it hurts. Boomer (the dog) was just a hard blow because I grew up with him, and even though he was eleven, he still seemed so much like a puppy.
And it’s even more sad just because my grandma is still calling out...
Did you have a bowl of lead paint for breakfast...
Everyone's doing a recap of their 2009, so I...
January: Fucking miserable. February: ^ March: ^ April: ^ May: Worst month of my life. But I graduated. June - July: Best summer of my life. (I’m not exaggerating with either of these. These months, while June started off shitty, it turned into non-stop fun, parties, hanging out, smiling, laughing, meeting the love of my life, bowling, seeing Lexi almost non-stop, plans for the future, new...
textsfromlastnight:
(954): We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Doing this. I need someone to go with me to Pamela’s and a strip club, because I’ve been eighteen for over a month, and I still haven’t.
That’s a crying shame.
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Formspring! →
Q: Why do you hate people who use drugs so much? This is mostly based on your recent reblog of a pot leaf tattoo as well as a couple other posts that I can’t really recall at the moment
A: Oh my! By no means do I hate people who do drugs, not at all. Most of my friends have tried, or still do drugs, but that’s just not my scene. But, I do tend to dislike people who make it their life....
SANTA CAAAAAAAME!
sherrykatina:
bunnicula:
Eric got me a God damn ukulele!
Carol got me a label maker! (Lmao, I have an odd fascination with them)
Carol also got me AAA for when my car breaks down!
And slippers!
And I got Eric a Nerf gun (that he’s been playing with all morning, lmao)
And a pillow and a voice modifying thingy! (I couldn’t afford much. D: )
And holy shit best Christmas evAr!
And now my...
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SANTA CAAAAAAAME!
Eric got me a God damn ukulele!
Carol got me a label maker! (Lmao, I have an odd fascination with them)
Carol also got me AAA for when my car breaks down!
And slippers!
And I got Eric a Nerf gun (that he’s been playing with all morning, lmao)
And a pillow and a voice modifying thingy! (I couldn’t afford much. D: )
And holy shit best Christmas evAr!
And now my mommy has a...
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I made out like a fiend and it's not even X-mas...
My mommy and step-dad gave me work shirts and jumper cables, both of which I desperately needed. Plus like, lots and lots of money from my mom and grandma. And you guys have no idea how much I need it, hahaha. My next paycheck is Monday though, so hopefully, I will be able to breathe a sigh of relief that I am not broke YET, hahahah.
Eric keeps teasing me about my gift though, and if he keeps it...
blissed:
I don’t do Santa Clause in my house. I never have. I don’t lie to my kids and Santa is a lie no matter how you twist or turn or justify it. I refuse to be dishonest with them over anything, let alone a magical fat man bringing gifts in the middle of the night. If I ever do lie to them, it’ll be over something worth it.
Contrary to popular belief though, knowing there’s no Santa doesn’t...
Fat & Ugly
blissed:
I’m going to need someone to explain to me why it’s the least attractive guys that are the first to tell a girl she looks like she was hit in the face with a bag of quarters.
I’d also like an explanation on Mr. Soft & Pudgy over there having the nerve to call any chick overweight.
Take a look at yourself and be very, very quiet.
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“Animals don’t reason, don’t understand rights,...
upandautumn:
An animal’s inability to understand and adhere to our rules is as irrelevant as a child’s or as that of a person with a severe developmental disability. Animals are not always able to choose to change their behaviors, but adult human beings have the intelligence and ability to choose between behaviors that hurt others and behaviors that do not hurt others. When given the choice, it...
If you wear those little armsleeve fingerless...
imreallyfat:
I automatically hate you. :]
