February 2010
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January 2010
TMI time!
sherrykatina:
bunnicula:
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...
If you refuse to get an abortion and also refuse...
scaeriel:
fucking pick someone better to fuck god dammit. I MEAN HELLO! There is a chance you can get pregnant…
I swear to fucking god. It’s like we all fucking forgot sex ed the second that class was over.
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I hate my cat.
So fucking much.
Who is my doppelganger?
I’m curious. When I had partially blonde hair, I heard Uma Thurman a lot. When it was black, it was allll about Ashlee Simpson. I’ve never had someone compare me to a celebrity when I had my natural hair color.
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
– George Carlin; Oh ho ho ho.
“Which is it, is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s?”
– Nietzsche
“Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most Gods...”
– Robert A Heinlein
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TMI time!
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...
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I'm not even going to lie.
I’m in the worst mood ever right now. The only reason I haven’t killed anyone (so far) is because I got my check today, and while it wasn’t much, I’m still out of the poor house. I hate feeling so shitty and poor and depressed.
Remember, she can't nag with a dick in her mouth.
animalsandmonsters:
(via samejeans)
Coke Talk of the Day
coketalk:
I wasn’t going to say anything, but the Salinger worship is getting a bit out of hand. Honestly, people. Catcher in the Rye is basically a Judy Blume book that grew a little hair on its balls.
Before all you English majors get your panties in a twist, go pull that paperback with the red cover off your top shelf and give it a fresh look now that you’re not writing a high school book...
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I went to the gym today, briefly.
By briefly I mean like an hour, but I still went. I’ve been really wanting to join one recently and I’ve decided that I’ll just try to go to a different gym every once in a while and try to scam some free passes, lmfao. I hate being broke. If I were promised a decent paycheck every month I’d join in a heartbeat, but I work for minimum wage and they have me working like...
“You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in...”
Oh, so your girlfriend likes Twilight, Happy...
I’m so sorry, but it seems that we can’t hang out anymore.
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAT?
The biggest nerd in my school, ever, is dating someone who ran with a completely different crowd and she could do WAYYYYYYYY better. Looks-wise, and personality-wise. The fact that they even knew each other, let alone are about to DATE is blowing my mind!
FBGM
butterflies4pam:
Fuck Bunnies Get Money
=(!
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Big Babyism - Andrew Sullivan →
urbanredneck: meredithbklyn:chuckmore:
There it is. Right there. Sullivan coined it, and I’m going to start using it. Big Babyism.
If you are unhappy with where American is right now, congratulations. Join the club. They don’t call it the worst economic downturn since the great depression for nothing.
Obama has not been a perfect president. He hasn’t done everything he promised he would do in...
BAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEELLLLLLL.
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Reasons why people don't like the Saw series:
It has an extensive plot that the Twitter generation just can’t wrap their minds around, especially if it requires more than a few seconds of thought.
It’s “too gory.” Man the FUCK up.
They haven’t seen all the movies and don’t know what’s going on.
People try to argue that it’s just gratuitous violence, but if you paid attention to ANYTHING that...
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warboss-dakka-gaijan asked: WHY DO YOU STINK SO BAD
OH AND YOU'RE MUM ARE GAY
OH AND YOU'RE MUM ARE GAY
